Thursday, 6 May 2010

6th

Well ive not been on the internet for a while or even wrote a blog for a while that matter. Truth is nothing exciting or anything worth talking about has happened TO BE HONET.
Its just been work, sleep, little bit of gym work.
I did go to Stanley the day before yesterday, it was alright, went in a few shops did a little bit of buying. Had a beer.
In Stanley im guessing its a close knit of people that know everyone else. So when 5 squadies turned up we were getting dodgy lucks it remined me of Hot Fuz, where they killed people off to keep there village ''nice''. Well news is good, im moving out of the 4 seasons and going to a litle base just inside stanley call ''Hillside'' Its the adventure training camp so will be feeding between 15 and 50 people. Which is good, its what im used to cooking for, you get more time to play with the food and put your own side to it. Now im only going down there for a month but im hoping i might get moved down there perminatly if i do well......here hoping cos im sick of veg.
Not much else to say TO BE HONEST. Ive got 2 days off, today and tomorrow, im gonna pack what i need as i go down there on sunday. Might get some shopping in while im there, not been shopping in a while and i need to spend some moneys on random crap, you know how it is.
Talked to michelle for more than 20 minutes yeasterday which was nice. I think she thought i was going a little insane on the phone but no harm done.
Well thats it really, bordom is slowley taking its hold, i've reading a book about every 2 days at the moment, which is not good as i'll need to order some new books soon. But on the other hand there awesome books with great plot lines in them. Good old Clive Custler.
Well that all for now.

Mood - happly happy

SongThe looney island - Space olympics.

9.3

28th

Day off today, Not done much, ironed, watched a film. Realaxed.

Mood - relaxed

Song - July for Kings-Meteor Flower

29-30

Been putting quite a bit of effort into my situps, to the point i could breath as my stomach had tensed up that much. Yeah its hard to get out of bed in the morning now aswell. But hey, if i get ripped in the process TO BE HONEST i dont care.
Work is moving slowley as aways, time here seems to be going quite fast though, which is good TO BE HONEST.
Do my weapon handeling test for my green card on monday which means im ''trained'' the RAF way to handle a weapon. Pretty petty TO BE HONEST. But oh well.
Not much to say really, sorted my phone now so i got tunes and games back. Bout time, found out what caused all the bohaaa in the first place, it was itunes that was the problem, i tried to fix it and sucseeded but in the process i un-fixed something else. and un-fixed it again and made it even worst. Well with around 5 hours googleing(the internal wifi card timer froze so i got free credits) I finally found the solution and fixed it. Which TO BE HONEST is good, i feel like i have actually achieved something. Well im on lates tomorrow, fun times.
Michelle is moving into a new house in the next few day, which im happy about. I dont think the old house was too bad to begin with but things begin to grind on you, besides i think the old house was about ready to fall down with the mutant washing machine on spin cycle.

My address out here has changed a little out here i'll send it to relevent people but if you want to send me anything while im on this rock send me a msg on my facebook and i'll forward the address onto you. Any i mean anything e.g. sweets, gold bulion, midgits i really dont mind.

ciao for now bitchas xx

Tuesday, 27 April 2010

27th

Well today was a bit different to the rest, I was on fish and vegitarean, i did baked cod with a herb crust but post for out here mind you though. Was a pleasent change from veg though.
Been thinking alot about past exsercises that i've done and i would rather go back to jordan than be here to be quite honest, just found some pictures on my hard drive from it. Had a little giggle at some of them. Good team of chefs too, unlike here were there just a bunch of monkeys in whites.
I have definatly made my mind up now, as soon as its possible im transfering to something else be it dog handeler, computer gremlin, organ grinder or the little dancing monkey. This is a very stressfull job with little or no appriciation that i could do without. I wouldnt mind the pay drop to be honest, i wouldnt even mind if i lost my rank, all that matters is that im happy with my work. Ive been cheffing about 8 or so years, im not shy of hard work.
Well thats that anyway i thought i'd pad it out with something.
Its getting very cold out again, so cold infact that we dont need a fridge in the room, we just put the milk on the window sill. Im expecting snow again soon, either that or frozen pellets of water shooting out of the sky.

Mood - tired with a tinge of achivement

Song of the day - RHCP-Under the Bridge

6.7

Monday, 26 April 2010

26th

Today was like any other, early start, shift, food then shower. Shift went really fast to be honest. Not much to say to be honest. Just another boring day on the rock. Watching Freddie got fingered at the minute, not seen it for quite a while, funny stuff.
Thats all for today really, hopfully the internet is back on today so i can upload these posts.

Bye for now.

Mood - Bored with a seasoning of wonder

Song in my head - Daddy would you like some sausege-Tom Green

6.2

Sunday, 25 April 2010

25th

Well today was like any other sunday, or any other day for that matter, shift went quite fast to be fair. Still dont like getting up at half 4 though. Had a laugh in the kitchen. Just a big joke really, Got my washing done. Watched some telle box, Made a few phone calls and played fallout3.
That game will never get old, sensless violence is always fun, now ive got it on the pc theres loads of mods for it, guns, places to stay, you name it.
Just listening to some music and waiting for the kettle to boil at the moment.
Gonna start rock climbing soon, apparently theres a club that runs twice a week. The wall looks alright though.
Cant do any computer qualifications out here the ''system'' has been broke since october and no-ones bothered to fix it or its like everything else that breakes here, they try to fix it and fail, ultimate FAIL!
Anyhow kettles boiled so gonna have a tup of tea, no biscuits though someones eaten them all, oh that was me. Damn!

I really do not make any appologies for the smelling pisstakes in this blog.....What do you expext i pre-write it in fucking notepad, then upload it when i can get a decent internet connection.

Just an extra addon of more complaining, itunes put an update out a couple of days before i came out here, so i updated and now my iphone wont update misics, some sync error, seems to be happening alot from the word on google and they still havent put an update out the fix there problems. Yak! Currently using MediaMonkey and it doesnt seem great for iphones but its working never the less(what does that mean, never the less?) well working kind of, sometimes it needs a double sync to makesure.

Mood - hap-penis

Song in my head - Laroux-going in for the kill(Skreams lets get ravey remix)

8.3

I suppose really i should put i disclaimer up to be honest.

********WARNING********
I am i foul mouthed and misunderstud individual, who has problems spelling on notepad.
Whatever you read in this blog is not to be taken literly and under no circumstances should you be offended but my foul mouth.
This blog is based on actual events that may or may not happened.
I am a moose.

Thursday, 22 April 2010

22nd to 24th

Well the last 3 days havent really been all that to shout about to be honest. I see myself just writing about work day after day after day. I'm slowly getting back into the pace of doing an 8 to 9 hour shift where you actually work for most of the time, unlike before when i mostly sat down and drank brews with a little bit of work inbetween.
So work thursday and friday, nothing much to say there.
Saturday I had a training day, pretty pointless but i got to see how much the RAF are actually mothered. We walked around alot, and my god it was so windy, my ears still ache from the shear roar of it all. Theres pretty much fuck all on this rock that stops it from blowing through here. Luckly the snow has stopped and disapeared, probably been blown away.
Anyway back to the RAF, i was told that they are all treated like they 'R' stupids. Mothered and watched over, well i can confirm its pretty much true, for most of the people ive met any how, not all mind you.
After ''training'' with consisted of dog handeling, vehical control point, LSW shoot(not training, just point that there and shoot the 30 rounds in bursts that way) and distance checks we went back to a classroom and were told to clean the weapons, there were 7 people cleaning a weapon(fair do's more hands get it done faster but it really didnt work out like that) They tret it like they were doing taught, not strip, clean, check and fuck off. Took bloody ages. I'm not the greatest shot in the world but im very good when it comes down to stripping a weapon. In cadets i used to have compatitions blind fold, fun times. I mean i don't want to sound big headed but i know what im good at. Its the tricky mechanical things that i like, the fidley things of life.
Well after all that boohaha i got back to my room and tried to get warm, took a while but i achived it. Finally set my 360 up, and it still works after the 8000 mile trip, But my controlers are flat, and the batteries cost the same as a small country out here. poosticks.
Now sat drinking some soup and pondering what to do for the rest of the afternoon, hmmmmmmmmm.
Well thats all for now, sorry its a 3 day'r in one but the internet has been pretty ropey to say the least, Cable and Wireless are pretty shit and rip people off, £30 for a 30 minute phone card, £10 for a wifi card that last god only knows but i used my last one in 2 days. So maybe about 2 hours of surfing. Asked how much it would be to get it put in my room, £150 a month WTF? Thats 5 months worth of internet back in the uk....

Well im off, time for fallout me thinks, cant wait for the new one in october.

Mood - Chipper(whatever the hell that means)

Song in my head - Tim Minchin-The Song for Phill Daoust

7.5